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Mom: Make sure you put the stick on the door
Me: Okay
Mom: Cause if you don’t any mexican rapist can break in. Then what? You’re raped
Me: Okay
Mom: Cause if the sticks not on the door then anyone can
Me: OKAY MOM
Mom: The stick is on the door or you die basically
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD STFU I WILL PUT THE DAMN STICK ON THE DOOR
Mom: Promise?
Me: JESUS YES STFU BYE
Mom: okay night baby love you
(Source: helloamandakitty)
